A surprisingly zany and often funny adventure that unfortunately does not utilize the idea and world to its full creative potential.
Author: Brandon Johnston
Death of a Unicorn – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
Despite some bright spots of comedy and gore, this satirical horror film can’t land these moments consistently to make its average talking points feel more important.
Snow White (2025) – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
A boring and uninspired retelling that makes multiple wrong decisions for every one decision it gets right.
Novocaine – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
A fairly standard action film carried by its charming lead performance and fun concept, yet leaves a lot to be desired when it comes to presentation and story.
Mickey 17 – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
A goofy yet poignant sci-fi film that strikes a solid balance between social commentary and screwball outer space hijinks.
The Monkey – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
A darkly funny horror comedy that doesn’t always connect to its human side, but keeps the train rolling with grotesque kills and morbid wit.
Captain America: Brave New World – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
A watchable yet underwhelming “political thriller” that forgoes trying to say anything in favor of a bland narrative and so-so action sequences.
Heart Eyes – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
A holiday horror film with occasional entertainment value that doesn’t do enough to stand out amongst a sea of slashers.
2025 Academy Awards Predictions (and Cocktails!)
Predicting the 2025 Oscars!
Wolf Man – REVIEW
A re-imagining of a classic monster that presents some interesting ideas, yet the execution fails to completely stick the landing.
The Martini Shot 