A boring and uninspired retelling that makes multiple wrong decisions for every one decision it gets right.
Tag: Disney
The Little Mermaid (2023) – REVIEW & COCKTAIL
A live-action remake that makes some improvements to the original story and characters, but never really captures the magic of the original thanks to an inflated runtime, questionable design choices, and a mixed bag of visual effects.
Turning Red – REVIEW
I always found it funny that, for literal decades, Disney and Pixar have put out several films depicting mature themes involving slavery, death, and my favorite, eternal damnation in the … Continue reading Turning Red – REVIEW
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings – REVIEW
With Avengers: Endgame culminating a decade long stint for the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the billion dollar production house now has the challenging task to keep the train rolling by introducing … Continue reading Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings – REVIEW
Cruella – REVIEW
Disney, the media juggernaut determined to purchase, retool and reboot every known intellectual property under the sun, is currently entangled in the unfortunate trend of turning their beloved classic animated … Continue reading Cruella – REVIEW
The Martini Shot 