A tired rehash of a classic that struggles to find reason to exist.

A tired rehash of a classic that struggles to find reason to exist.
A goofy throwback to B-movie camp that feels disappointingly restrained for a movie about a large animal high on drugs.
A cheap, uninspired slasher banking off of the cheap thrill of seeing your childhood icons kill uninteresting characters.
A viscerally unnerving film that blends sci-fi with social commentary to create a disturbing, if not familiar, tale about privilege.
A homemade horror film that captures the frightening dread of childhood, but struggles to remain engaging throughout its slow and abstract story.
A horror film who’s self-awareness leads to to some humorous moments, yet lacks substantial terror to make impactful scares.
The ranking of EVERY 2022 release I saw this year!
A darkly delicious bite of satire, seasoned with solid performances and searing wit.
An unsatisfying end to an underwhelming trilogy, lacking scares, coherency and purpose in closing out the story of two of horror’s most iconic names.
An update to a classic horror film that gives it a polished, competent modern sheen, but loses some of the gnarliness that made the series a standout.