A mess of a thriller that suffers from a weak performance from the central star and an unwillingness to dive deep into the weirdness or vulnerability of the premise.
A mess of a thriller that suffers from a weak performance from the central star and an unwillingness to dive deep into the weirdness or vulnerability of the premise.
A phenomenal combination of period drama and vampire horror that re-contextualizes the influence of cultural assimilation through fun horror action and incredible musical moments.
A serviceable, contained thriller with some solid ideas, just not always the most engaging execution.
Despite some bright spots of comedy and gore, this satirical horror film can’t land these moments consistently to make its average talking points feel more important.
A darkly funny horror comedy that doesn’t always connect to its human side, but keeps the train rolling with grotesque kills and morbid wit.
A holiday horror film with occasional entertainment value that doesn’t do enough to stand out amongst a sea of slashers.
A re-imagining of a classic monster that presents some interesting ideas, yet the execution fails to completely stick the landing.
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A step above it predecessor, delivering great effects and performances despite being a retread of the previous film.
As disgusting as it is gorgeous to look at, The Substance manages to be consistently entertaining with its poignant commentary and grotesque bodily manipulation.