A campy horror comedy that may fumble its many genres and stories, but lends itself to occassional comical gore and humorous banter.
A campy horror comedy that may fumble its many genres and stories, but lends itself to occassional comical gore and humorous banter.
Narratively generic and paper thin, this film will most likely satisfy younger audiences and diehard fans while leaving everyone else feeling nothing.
A fun, swashbuckling adventure led by charasmatic performances and mostly well-constructed visuals.
A triumph of action cinema, delivering incredibly hard-hitting and impressively choreographed fight sequences while giving a bit of depth to a rather one note character.
A tired rehash of a classic that struggles to find reason to exist.
My picks and predictions for the 2023 Academy Awards, along with an Oscar themed cocktail!
A goofy throwback to B-movie camp that feels disappointingly restrained for a movie about a large animal high on drugs.
A new low for the MCU, burdened by an uninteresting story, lazy writing, inconsistent visuals, and an unclear direction for the billion dollar franchise.
A cheap, uninspired slasher banking off of the cheap thrill of seeing your childhood icons kill uninteresting characters.
A decent apocalyptic thriller bolstered by its performances and set-up that unfortunately fails to capture the emotional weight and allegorical nature of its source material.